Steampunk has its serious side but is also full of whimsey. In that vein, we have scoured the internet, social media, and forums to bring you the best steampunk jokes and steampunk puns.
Here we have lined up some of our favorite steampunk jokes and steampunk puns for you.
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We’ll have to gear up to start telling jokes.
What do you call a steampunk in disguise?
Why wouldn’t the steam engine run?
It was having selfish steam issues.
Y’know what really grinds my gears?
Why should Steampunks be fashion icons?
They have the best gear.
What do you call an Angry Steampunk?
What did the big stack say to the little stack?
You’re too young to smoke.
I tried to catch a handful of steam
But I mist.
I saw some tiny people are trying to steal a gear!
Not on my watch!
How did the Angry Steampunk calm down?
He let of steam.
I recently got ran over by a steam roller
…people said I should be offended but I was flattered
What did one top hat say to the other top hat?
You stay here, I’m going to go on ahead.
I’m not really a fan of steampunk
…but I will say, it’s one of the healthiest ways to prepare punk.
Did you hear about that guy who got run over by a steam train?
He was chuffed to bits
What time do Squids get up?
At the Kraken dawn.
Do you know what really grinds my gears?
What’s the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?
On a steampunk bike, the gears don’t do anything.
What did the Cyberpunk say to the clueless Steampunker?
You’ve got all the gear and no idea.
I have decided that I am going to invent a steam-powered cell phone.
That way, when someone asks me to send a picture, I can tell them that I can’t because I have low selfie steam.
“steamy days out”,
“The steamier side of life”
“Have a steamy time with your other half”
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