BEST Steampunk Jokes [Laughter Guaranteed]

Steampunk has its serious side but is also full of whimsey. In that vein, we have scoured the internet, social media, and forums to bring you the best steampunk jokes and steampunk puns.

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Here we have lined up some of our favorite steampunk jokes and steampunk puns for you.

If you have a steampunk joke or pun, that we have missed, please, please share it with us in the comments below. Everybody loves a good laugh.

Steampunk Jokes

We’ll have to gear up to start telling jokes.

What do you call a steampunk in disguise?


Why wouldn’t the steam engine run?

It was having selfish steam issues.

Y’know what really grinds my gears?

Malfunctioning machinery.

Why should Steampunks be fashion icons?

They have the best gear.

What do you call an Angry Steampunk?

Brassed Off.

What did the big stack say to the little stack?

You’re too young to smoke.

I tried to catch a handful of steam

But I mist.

I saw some tiny people are trying to steal a gear!

Not on my watch!

How did the Angry Steampunk calm down?

He let of steam.

I recently got ran over by a steam roller

…people said I should be offended but I was flattered

What did one top hat say to the other top hat?

You stay here, I’m going to go on ahead.

I’m not really a fan of steampunk

…but I will say, it’s one of the healthiest ways to prepare punk.

Did you hear about that guy who got run over by a steam train?

He was chuffed to bits

What time do Squids get up?

At the Kraken dawn.

Do you know what really grinds my gears?


What’s the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike, the gears don’t do anything.

What did the Cyberpunk say to the clueless Steampunker?

You’ve got all the gear and no idea.

I have decided that I am going to invent a steam-powered cell phone.

That way, when someone asks me to send a picture, I can tell them that I can’t because I have low selfie steam.

Steampunk Puns

steamy days out”,

The steamier side of life

Have a steamy time with your other half

Check out our guide to steampunk for more on the history of steampunk, or, why not check out our guide to steampunk movies and check out one of our favorite movies.  

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